buy bigger pants

I would venture to say that my and DM's text ratio is 4:1. Here's a text "conversation" from yesterday, aka, me talking to myself (which is why I need to blog!):

Done and done. ;)

Then a friend told me I looked skinny so I told her about my revelation. She said, "Wait, let me get this straight - buy bigger pants, look smaller?" Yes!

So there you go, folks. Saving the world one muffin top at a time. Don't say I never gave you anything :)

Happy Friday!